Jeff Foxworthy on Minnesota�: If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food willswim by,� You might live in Minnesota .
If you're proud that your state makes the national news 96 nights� each year because International Falls is the coldest spot in the nation, You might live in Minnesota .�
If you have ever refused to buy something because it's 'too spendy',� You might live in Minnesota .�
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, You might live in Minnesota .�
If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there,� You might live in Minnesota .�
If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the� middle of�his forehead,� You might live in Minnesota .�
If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time,� You might live in Minnesota .�
If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, You might live in Minnesota .�
If you know how to say...Wayzata...Mahtomedi�...Cloquet� Edina...�and Shakopee,� You might live in Minnesota .�
If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy,� You might live in Minnesota .�
If vacation means going 'up north' for the weekend,� You might live in Minnesota .�
You measure distance in hours,� You might live in Minnesota .�
You know several people, who have hit deer more than once,� You might live in Minnesota .�
You often switch from 'Heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again,� You might live in Minnesota .�
You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching,� You might live in Minnesota .
You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events,� You might live in Minnesota .�
You install security lights on your house and garage and� leave both�unlocked,� You might live in Minnesota .�
You think of the major food groups as beer, fish, and Venison,� You might live in Minnesota .�
You carry jumper cables in your car,�and your girlfriend knows� how to use them,� You might live in Minnesota .
There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at Mill's Fleet Farm� at any given time,� You might live in Minnesota .�
You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit,� You might live in Minnesota .
Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow,� You might live in Minnesota .�
You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter,� and of course, road construction,� You might live in Minnesota .�
You can identify a southern or eastern accent,� You might live in Minnesota .�
Your idea of creative landscaping is a plastic deer next� to your blue spruce,� You might live in Minnesota .�
If 'Down South' to you means Iowa ,� You might live in Minnesota .�
You know 'a brat' is something you eat,� You might live in Minnesota .�
You find -10 degrees 'a little chilly', You might live in Minnesota .�
You actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to all your Minnesota friends,� You DO live in Minnesota .